February 2012
154 posts
Prom.
Me: Guys, I’m going to prom!
Family: Really?! With who?
Me: Keven! He asked me at lunch.
Family: Oooooooo, Keveennnnnnnnnn. Keven who?
Me: Supakhan…
Family: ….
Me: ……….
Family: ………………….
Me: …………………………………………..
Family:...
bases for normal people:
1st: kissing
2nd: kinky stuff
3rd: oral
home run: sex
bases for me:
1st: knowing each other's existence
2nd: breathing the same air
3rd: eye contact
home run: speaking to each other
I bet Rick Astley struggles with Lent.
tomsjiggle:
at recess in 5th grade someone asked me “is your refrigerator running?” and i said yes and they said “then you better go catch it!!!” and i screamed and started crying and ran to the bike rack and got on my bike and rode back home but my refrigerator was still in the same place and i didn’t understand why anyone would scare me like that
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Seriously just laughed for like 10 minutes. Then showed my mom.